reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
shoutout to all the fat girls with small bums and big bellies who don’t get enough attention i love you all
the second photo. THE SECOND PHOTO.
Imagine your OTP stargazing and then falling asleep under the stars
My sims did that once and one got HIT BY A FUCKING METEOR
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
They still exist in elementary schools, and probably middle as well.
me in november:
ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
me in september:
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
joni mitchell’s “paved paradise” is the closest i ever want to get to polka or the swedish language
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone