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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin



pierced-fattie:

shoutout to all the fat girls with small bums and big bellies who don’t get enough attention i love you all




annmariebrok:

the second photo. THE SECOND PHOTO.

slenderyoungman:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP stargazing and then falling asleep under the stars

My sims did that once and one got HIT BY A FUCKING METEOR



thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

They still exist in elementary schools, and probably middle as well.




  • me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

cramp:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

fuck you

ughwhatwhy:

joni mitchell’s “paved paradise” is the closest i ever want to get to polka or the swedish language




pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone





I'm not great at social interactions, or making first impressions.
I am : 22 years old, a Nanny, and in a wonderful relationship. Feel free to talk to me





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